Actual conversation.......very surreal.....
Patron: "Where can I get a student card?"
Library Staff: "At student services where you enrolled."
Patron: "I need it for photo ID."
Library Staff: "The staff at admin will supply you with a card."
Patron: "I'm not enrolled, I just need the card for ID."
Library Staff: "Umm, you actually need to be a student to receive a student card."
Patron: "But I need one for ID".
Library Staff: "If you are over 18 you can apply for an ID card from the police station."
Patron: "Oh well, if I can't get a student card, I'll try that...." He leaves...
Library staff have to sit down for a while to recover....